vampers don't get tumors, right? can i be a vampire? OH better yet, can i drink some vampire blood?

i read the first three books of the sookie stackhouse series yesterday... i don't want to read more because i don't want to ruin true blood's fourth season for myself. i'm watching true blood over again from the beginning because it's distracting.

tired of having crying fits every couple of days and being a total bitch to everyone. but it would help if i got some ANSWERS, dammit.